i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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