I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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