I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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