WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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