hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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