My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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