I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Randomize