can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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