fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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