Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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