Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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