Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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