That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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