That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
