Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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