What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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