I love black thongs
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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