apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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