in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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