It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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