Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Operation Purity has been aborted
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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