Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i've created a new STD.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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