also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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