i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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