I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
only if we run a train.
done.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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