Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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