i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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