We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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