we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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