no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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