What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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