and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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