I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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