Where is the hickey?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the day after is always just damage control
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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