Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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