Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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