discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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