have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
My penis needs a shock collar
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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