I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Randomize