I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
