They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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