weddingsv make me drug and hornr
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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