It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You can't just leave with hair like that
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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