so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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