He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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