she smelled like a LAN party
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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