I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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