Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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