my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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