You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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