Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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